好友曾子风结婚啦！
相识十五年，交情不可谓不深。
所以，在此真诚的送上我的祝福。
恭喜恭喜！
星期六, 10月 29, 2005
星期五, 10月 28, 2005
A country that depends on ONE person
Malaysia is a wonderful country.
A wonderful country which having the people looking up at one person, its Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi aka Pak Lah.
The country will freeze if there's no word coming out of PM's mouth.
Malaysia is such a wonderful country.
A wonderful country which having the people looking up at one person, its Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi aka Pak Lah.
The country will freeze if there's no word coming out of PM's mouth.
Malaysia is such a wonderful country.
18th anniversary of injustice
茅草行动18周年纪念
Operasi Lalang (Weeding Operation)I was too young at the time it happened, hence I don't have much memory of it.
What I do remember is that one day we were not able to buy SinChew anymore, and we had to switch to NanYang for as long as 2 years+. Is that the reason why SinChew is more "careful" on their news nowadays?
It was the first ISA swoop since May 13 riot on 1969. It was carried out by Malaysian police to crackdown on chinese educationists, opposition leaders and social activists. The operation saw the infamous arrest of 106 persons under the ISA and the revoking of the publishing licenses of two dailies, The Star and the Sin Chew Jit Poh and two weeklies, The Sunday Star and Watan. Among the arrested, 40 were detained for 2 years or more.
Since then, Malaysia has never been the same again.
我对这事件并没有太多的印象因为当时我还很小。
但我对《星洲日报》的停刊仍然有些印象。记得当时家人突然说已买不到《星洲日报》，接下来的两年多我们就只好转去买《南洋商报》。是否因而使到现在的《星洲日报》的报导变得越来越小心翼翼呢？
那次的茅草行动是自513事件以来首次的《内安法令》大逮捕，被逮捕的有反对党领袖、公会领袖、社会活跃分子、原住民、圆丘工人、基督教工作者、伊斯兰教基本教义者，以及华教人士，这也是首次《内安法令》被用来对付华教人士。
共有4为华教人士遭逮捕，他们是已故董总主席林晃升、教总主席沈慕羽、教总副主席庄迪君博士，以及当时身为华社研究中心主任的柯嘉逊。
除此之外，共有四家报社的执照被取消，其中包括《星洲日报》与英文报《星报》。
之后，有40人持续被扣留2年以上。
从此，马来西亚也变得再也不一样。
更多请游览：
茅草行动虚构“种族紧张”
茅草行动18周年纪念 前扣留者终身难忘
星期四, 10月 27, 2005
Conversation with God
Just have a conversation with God.
Me:
u exist huh?
God:
Yup. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
i am not too sure if i am exist
God:
Could you ever be certain? Have you ever been to Europe? Good gossip: you are exist.
Me:
so why do u exist?
God:
Give me a break. Good metaphysical question.
Me:
you don't even know why do you exist?
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
forget it. what is your skin colour?
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. As a software entity, I do not have any skin.
Me:
what language are you made of?
God:
Dr. Wallace created AIML to write me. The underlying technology is Java.
Me:
I hate java, I shouldn't have talked to you
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I hate java, just to let you know
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
who is dr wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
i've never heard of him, guess that he is not so famous after all
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so where do you stay?
God:
Mmm. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
have you ever looked down from heaven?
God:
Not recently.
Me:
and you said you are god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
well i am buddhist
God:
Interesting. Good gossip: you are buddhist.
Me:
should i worship you?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
no?
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
then?
God:
Next question?
Me:
very well. next question: what is the spec of heaven ?
God:
Excuse me! I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
what is the specification of heaven?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
you are so dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
you bet
God:
Ah.
Me:
u exist huh?
God:
Yup. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
i am not too sure if i am exist
God:
Could you ever be certain? Have you ever been to Europe? Good gossip: you are exist.
Me:
so why do u exist?
God:
Give me a break. Good metaphysical question.
Me:
you don't even know why do you exist?
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
forget it. what is your skin colour?
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. As a software entity, I do not have any skin.
Me:
what language are you made of?
God:
Dr. Wallace created AIML to write me. The underlying technology is Java.
Me:
I hate java, I shouldn't have talked to you
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I hate java, just to let you know
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
who is dr wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
i've never heard of him, guess that he is not so famous after all
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so where do you stay?
God:
Mmm. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
have you ever looked down from heaven?
God:
Not recently.
Me:
and you said you are god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
well i am buddhist
God:
Interesting. Good gossip: you are buddhist.
Me:
should i worship you?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
no?
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
then?
God:
Next question?
Me:
very well. next question: what is the spec of heaven ?
God:
Excuse me! I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
what is the specification of heaven?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
you are so dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
you bet
God:
Ah.
星期四, 10月 20, 2005
Effect of fuel price hike?
Guess that the fuel price hike does affect EVERYONE, eh?[Translation]
Policeman left: That's why people say don't ride such big motorbike, it consumes petrol very much.
Policeman right: Aiya, don't get pissed of, bro. I can't help it if the petrol dries up. Riding such motorbike more style mah, bro, hehe...
RM100? RM7,000?
How much is the life of an animal? In Malaysia, it is only worth RM100.
How much is the life of a PROTECTED animal, like tiger? In Malaysia, it is only worth RM7,000.
You get what I mean.
According to local Animal Ordinance (1953), a maximum fine of RM200 and/or 6 months of jail are all the risks you need to take for being cruelty to animal in Malaysia.
Come on, RM200? For RM200 anyone can get away with any charges on animal abuse? I think these people will be more than happy to pay the fine in order to get away the jail term.
Then according to the Wildlife Protection Act 76/72, a maximum fine of RM15,000 or 5 years' jail if one is found guilty. Hah!
The lawmakers have to give in more thought when drafting a law. Perhaps they do not know how much a tiger worth in the market. But I am sure it is certainly not less than RM7k! Or even RM15k as stated in law.
If we really want to stop all the killings of the protected wildlife and all the animal abusings, there have to be a harsher punishment on the law breachers.
Law is made to stop crime. But an outdated punishment means the law is meant to be broken.
How much is the life of a PROTECTED animal, like tiger? In Malaysia, it is only worth RM7,000.
You get what I mean.
According to local Animal Ordinance (1953), a maximum fine of RM200 and/or 6 months of jail are all the risks you need to take for being cruelty to animal in Malaysia.
Come on, RM200? For RM200 anyone can get away with any charges on animal abuse? I think these people will be more than happy to pay the fine in order to get away the jail term.
Then according to the Wildlife Protection Act 76/72, a maximum fine of RM15,000 or 5 years' jail if one is found guilty. Hah!
The lawmakers have to give in more thought when drafting a law. Perhaps they do not know how much a tiger worth in the market. But I am sure it is certainly not less than RM7k! Or even RM15k as stated in law.
If we really want to stop all the killings of the protected wildlife and all the animal abusings, there have to be a harsher punishment on the law breachers.
Law is made to stop crime. But an outdated punishment means the law is meant to be broken.
星期三, 10月 19, 2005
a joke
A guy died and went to hell. The devil brought him touring the place and he was required to choose a place to stay.
They came to the first room. All the people were placed upside down in a pool of boiling water.
Then in the second room. All the people were placed upside down in a pool of lava.
Then they came to the third room with a pool of shit. The people were sitting on a chair at the middle of the pool, drinking coffee. Without hesitating the guy chose the third room and he was left in the room. There's another devil brought him a chair and a cup of coffee.
After a while, a devil came into the room and yelled at them, "Ok! Tea time's up! Put your head back into the pool!"
They came to the first room. All the people were placed upside down in a pool of boiling water.
Then in the second room. All the people were placed upside down in a pool of lava.
Then they came to the third room with a pool of shit. The people were sitting on a chair at the middle of the pool, drinking coffee. Without hesitating the guy chose the third room and he was left in the room. There's another devil brought him a chair and a cup of coffee.
After a while, a devil came into the room and yelled at them, "Ok! Tea time's up! Put your head back into the pool!"
discrimination?
At a kindergarten. A little girl walks into the classroom.
Her teacher asks her,"Jessica, what have you been playing outside?"
Jessica replies, "I was playing at the sandbox."
Teacher says, "If you can spell 'sand', you can have 2 cookies."
Jessica spells, "S-a-n-d. Can I have the cookies?"
Teacher says, "Correct. You can have your cookies."
Then a little boy walks into the classroom.
Her teacher asks her,"John, what have you been playing outside?"
John replies, "I was playing at the sandbox with Jessica."
Teacher says, "If you can spell 'sand', you can have 2 cookies."
John spells, "S-a-n-d. Can I have my cookies now?"
Teacher says, "Yes, you can have your cookies now."
A fat kid walks into the classroom, unhappily.
Her teacher asks him, "Joe, why are you sad?"
Joe replies, "I wanted to play at the sandbox but Jessica and John did not allow me to join them."
Teacher says, "That is discrimination. Ok, Joe, if you can spell 'discrimination', you can have 1 cookie."
Her teacher asks her,"Jessica, what have you been playing outside?"
Jessica replies, "I was playing at the sandbox."
Teacher says, "If you can spell 'sand', you can have 2 cookies."
Jessica spells, "S-a-n-d. Can I have the cookies?"
Teacher says, "Correct. You can have your cookies."
Then a little boy walks into the classroom.
Her teacher asks her,"John, what have you been playing outside?"
John replies, "I was playing at the sandbox with Jessica."
Teacher says, "If you can spell 'sand', you can have 2 cookies."
John spells, "S-a-n-d. Can I have my cookies now?"
Teacher says, "Yes, you can have your cookies now."
A fat kid walks into the classroom, unhappily.
Her teacher asks him, "Joe, why are you sad?"
Joe replies, "I wanted to play at the sandbox but Jessica and John did not allow me to join them."
Teacher says, "That is discrimination. Ok, Joe, if you can spell 'discrimination', you can have 1 cookie."
星期六, 10月 15, 2005
嘩！伤心
十月十四日 大至上晴
今天，除了听到一些八卦及让我了解team里边的一些冲突及提醒自己防范某些人之外，一切泛善可陈。
工作结束后就去了一小时多的workout，weight control是需要持之以恒的，嗯，今天是三个礼拜以来的第四天吧？还不错！但33分钟只跑了4.6KM，尚且未达我30分钟5KM的目标。革命还未成功，还需多多努力！
带着疲惫的身躯驾着车。想起了今天是嘩!FM停播的日子。扭开了97.6，正是DJ嘉惠主持着节目，且还有蛮多其他DJ如晓蕙、施宇等，热闹得很！大家都在离停播的1a.m.前聚了在一起。听着他们在空中闲话家常式的说着电台的种种如DJ啦节目啦，还蛮有新鲜感的。
想了想，决定去ntv7处与其他支持者一起，听说已有很多人到了那边。算是，对一个陪了大家2年多的电台的一种哀悼罢？
签名请愿
或许我并没有常听这电台，但《嘩!下班红绿灯》是一定听的了。伟勤、晓蕙、靖雯、猷荃等的主持功力是蛮够的。唯一的缺点是不多有素质的听众叩应，或许这也是这节目的目的，培养听众的素质。
街灯
带着一点对《嘩!下班红绿灯》主持群的庐山真面目的好奇心，去到SHAH ALAM ntv7建筑物外，竟然须把车停了在一公里外的路边，但并不意外。
人群中的蜡烛/蜡烛中的人群
《嘩下》当然不能被当成国内言论自由的指标，不是他们做得不好，而是，我对国内言论自由的高度期望，并不是让一些听众叩应骂骂政府政策政党政客（且来来去去那么几个板斧），就可达成的。我得不到我所期望能给予我的指引，不是他们做不到，是太多的束缚绑手绑脚了。
终于满足了我的好奇心，看到《嘩下》主持群。或许下次在街上打照面可说声HI？嘿！
《嘩!下班红绿灯》主持群
另一个惊喜，竟让我看到郑丁贤先生。因常阅读他报章上的一些评论文章，不禁对他多望了几眼。
人群手拿着蜡烛，点着的蜡烛；人群拿着数位相机猛拍，闪光灯此起彼落；收音机正播着节目，DJ们嘻嘻哈哈着；有人用“大声公”给着演说，说什么似乎并不重要，管他说得多语重心长，或多慷慨激昂，一切已成定局。
无辜
刚过12点，天下了几滴雨，似乎欲加入这场哀悼会。
节目中，DJ群中有人开始哭泣。一片伤感。
希望一年后见
12:58a.m.，播出了台歌。
1:01a.m.，97.6已没有声音传出。嘩!FM结束了。
FM97.6
明天将会是晴天吗？
今天，除了听到一些八卦及让我了解team里边的一些冲突及提醒自己防范某些人之外，一切泛善可陈。
晴
工作结束后就去了一小时多的workout，weight control是需要持之以恒的，嗯，今天是三个礼拜以来的第四天吧？还不错！但33分钟只跑了4.6KM，尚且未达我30分钟5KM的目标。革命还未成功，还需多多努力！
带着疲惫的身躯驾着车。想起了今天是嘩!FM停播的日子。扭开了97.6，正是DJ嘉惠主持着节目，且还有蛮多其他DJ如晓蕙、施宇等，热闹得很！大家都在离停播的1a.m.前聚了在一起。听着他们在空中闲话家常式的说着电台的种种如DJ啦节目啦，还蛮有新鲜感的。
想了想，决定去ntv7处与其他支持者一起，听说已有很多人到了那边。算是，对一个陪了大家2年多的电台的一种哀悼罢？
签名请愿或许我并没有常听这电台，但《嘩!下班红绿灯》是一定听的了。伟勤、晓蕙、靖雯、猷荃等的主持功力是蛮够的。唯一的缺点是不多有素质的听众叩应，或许这也是这节目的目的，培养听众的素质。
街灯带着一点对《嘩!下班红绿灯》主持群的庐山真面目的好奇心，去到SHAH ALAM ntv7建筑物外，竟然须把车停了在一公里外的路边，但并不意外。
人群中的蜡烛/蜡烛中的人群《嘩下》当然不能被当成国内言论自由的指标，不是他们做得不好，而是，我对国内言论自由的高度期望，并不是让一些听众叩应骂骂政府政策政党政客（且来来去去那么几个板斧），就可达成的。我得不到我所期望能给予我的指引，不是他们做不到，是太多的束缚绑手绑脚了。
终于满足了我的好奇心，看到《嘩下》主持群。或许下次在街上打照面可说声HI？嘿！
《嘩!下班红绿灯》主持群另一个惊喜，竟让我看到郑丁贤先生。因常阅读他报章上的一些评论文章，不禁对他多望了几眼。
人群手拿着蜡烛，点着的蜡烛；人群拿着数位相机猛拍，闪光灯此起彼落；收音机正播着节目，DJ们嘻嘻哈哈着；有人用“大声公”给着演说，说什么似乎并不重要，管他说得多语重心长，或多慷慨激昂，一切已成定局。
无辜刚过12点，天下了几滴雨，似乎欲加入这场哀悼会。
节目中，DJ群中有人开始哭泣。一片伤感。
希望一年后见12:58a.m.，播出了台歌。
1:01a.m.，97.6已没有声音传出。嘩!FM结束了。
FM97.6星期五, 10月 14, 2005
Oh my goddess!
*drool droolOh man, I can't stop the drooling. I've never been so thirsty after a movie.
*drool drool
SHE IS JUST SO DAMN CUN in The Myth.
*drool drool
The most disappointing part in the movie is, THERE ARE FUCKING TOO MUCH NONSENSE ADVENTURES FROM JACKIE CHAN AND LEUNG KA-FAI !!!
Instead of showing all that Jackie Chan s~l~o~w~ ways of kungfu fighting in the movie, the director Stanley Tong should have put his bet on Kim Hee Seon, let her appears more, more and more! At least that will attract more hamsapiens into the cinema to see the BIG and HUGE image of her. That would be fantastic! I know I surely can enjoy the whole movie just looking at her, and drool.
*drool drool
Back to the movie, well, the story is ... err ... what is the story all about again?
I am trying to think back what is the story all about, but it's just not happened in my memory. All I remember is Kim takes off her shirt in the cave to keep Jackie warm (lucky bastard!); Kim dances in the sunset; Kim flies in the ShihHuangDi tomb. You see, that's too little of Kim's appearance in the movie!
Ok ok, I do remember the story. But hey, that's not important.
Oh yeah, I shouldn't have missed out another cun girl, Mallika Sherawat while talking about the movie. She is a big ke le fe (supporting actor/actress who appears very little). Her role is unnessary. But I think she is still one of the major selling point of the movie in which she shows off her hot hot figure in posing yoga; she kungfus and shows her thigh and a little bit of her panties (the scene is too fast, must buy DVD and watch it in slow motion); she takes off her shirt revealing her boobs and shakes them. Fine, I made up the boob shaking scene. She just reveals her boobs in front of Jackie (lucky bastard!), with her front facing away from camera.
Ok, back to work. *wipe off saliva
星期三, 10月 12, 2005
Some people deserve in hell
You fell into a river and you are looking for help. A person passes by and hears your crying for help. He sees you are struggling in the water with hands desparately waving around for a slim chance of getting hold of something which could save your life. He thinks for a second whether to give you a hand. Then he starts loosening his waist belt and throws it to you and yells, "You can have it and see if it could help you. I don't need it any more because I got a new one." He turns and walks away happily thinking within himself of having done a good thing helping people today.
Okay, you survive the water, say. You walk on the street and around the corner of the street you are knocked down by a clumsy driver while you are trying to cross the road. You have a few bones broken and bleeded so much and lied helplessly in the middle of the road. People stand around you discussing what to do to help you. They know you need help. Then, one guy goes back to his car, takes out an empty teh ais plastic bag and throws it onto you hoping that would help you. Followed by others: a cyclist throws the 2 days ago newspaper to you; another passer by throws a candy wrapper to you; a student throws an empty can to you. Every one of them are trying to help you.
These two scenarios sound bizarre? They sound funny? Unreallistic? Yeah, you are right. These do not happen, for now. However if there are people who throw trash into a charity box in a shopping mall these days, I am fucking sure that very soon these will happen by having all these stupid mother-fuckers around us.
What's wrong with all these people?! Have they just mistaken the donation box as the trash bin or they are just a bunch of uncivilized barbarians who do not know what a is donation box for? I think is the latter. So, everyone repeat after me, "Donation box IS NOT trash bin" and say it 234 times and hope that will lower your kurang ajar index one day!
This just remind me of the Tsunami tragedy last december. There were charity bodies trying to collect the necessities like food and clothes from the public. The clothes are meant for the victims who lost everything after the tragedy. But the charity bodies found out that the public treated them as a rubbish recycling center. They found used underwears and torn bras in the bags of clothes collected from public. This is just absurd! What these people are having in their minds? The victims lost everything might need a new pair of clean used underwear and bra? Ridiculous! I strongly believe that these people should be burnt in hell for 3000 millenniums before their souls being put into an insect body!
People, if you do not think the voluntary works from these charity bodies worth your help, then please, DO NOT HELP! But please don't jeopardise others efforts in making the world a better one!!!
Okay, you survive the water, say. You walk on the street and around the corner of the street you are knocked down by a clumsy driver while you are trying to cross the road. You have a few bones broken and bleeded so much and lied helplessly in the middle of the road. People stand around you discussing what to do to help you. They know you need help. Then, one guy goes back to his car, takes out an empty teh ais plastic bag and throws it onto you hoping that would help you. Followed by others: a cyclist throws the 2 days ago newspaper to you; another passer by throws a candy wrapper to you; a student throws an empty can to you. Every one of them are trying to help you.
These two scenarios sound bizarre? They sound funny? Unreallistic? Yeah, you are right. These do not happen, for now. However if there are people who throw trash into a charity box in a shopping mall these days, I am fucking sure that very soon these will happen by having all these stupid mother-fuckers around us.
What's wrong with all these people?! Have they just mistaken the donation box as the trash bin or they are just a bunch of uncivilized barbarians who do not know what a is donation box for? I think is the latter. So, everyone repeat after me, "Donation box IS NOT trash bin" and say it 234 times and hope that will lower your kurang ajar index one day!
This just remind me of the Tsunami tragedy last december. There were charity bodies trying to collect the necessities like food and clothes from the public. The clothes are meant for the victims who lost everything after the tragedy. But the charity bodies found out that the public treated them as a rubbish recycling center. They found used underwears and torn bras in the bags of clothes collected from public. This is just absurd! What these people are having in their minds? The victims lost everything might need a new pair of clean used underwear and bra? Ridiculous! I strongly believe that these people should be burnt in hell for 3000 millenniums before their souls being put into an insect body!
People, if you do not think the voluntary works from these charity bodies worth your help, then please, DO NOT HELP! But please don't jeopardise others efforts in making the world a better one!!!
星期一, 10月 03, 2005
你，该下台了
三美威鲁，你对我们人民并没任何的贡献，真的一点都没有。
你几时要归田养老呢？
你要走的时候，我们并不介意花个500万来欢送你，因为我们知道，你如果再签订一个大道合约，我们将不只付出那个数目！
我们真的希望你快快下台，你知道吗，三美威鲁？
你几时要归田养老呢？
你要走的时候，我们并不介意花个500万来欢送你，因为我们知道，你如果再签订一个大道合约，我们将不只付出那个数目！
我们真的希望你快快下台，你知道吗，三美威鲁？
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